Cumtastic

BT calls WT on the phone to get him to go outside so he can pick him up
WT answers: "I'm coming, I'm stuffing my face"
BT: "I'll stuff your face...then I'll be cuming"

That's a load blowing wall

Nora: airbending
W: im going to bloodbend you into menopause

whitey

BT:What kind of person jizzes all over their bedsheets
WT: I do
BT:Lots of people don't have jiz all over their sheets
WT: well then they're not living

adonis

Put it in that bush right there...and yes that's what she said

Domestic Violence

El Pollo Loco: I don't think Chris Brown should be getting shit for punching that chick Rihanna.

CHP: Because sometimes women just deserve it?

Post Party Mess.

CHP: I'm gonna pop every last balloon. It's gonna be a balloon holocaust, only I'm not gonna be inefficient like that bitch Hitler. I'm gonna get them all...