and now a few moments with Chester

"so i was drunk and puked in a bottle of Jack Daniel's and i dont know why but it was in my closet and i found it a week later. I was like "what the fuck is that?! aaahhhoowww, its my fucking puke... i got to throw that away before my mom finds it. my mom finds its, my mah mah amah..."

"i will hit you so hard, you will drop two years..."

CHP evening after

I'm too hungover to be horny anyway

The drunken ramblings of an Irish bastard

Chester: "You know what sucks? (My ex) said she would rob me... I mean RIDE me... reverse cowgirl... How do sailors do it?! Out at sea... drinkin'...

Nobody believes me that I'm the reverse pothead. Pot makes me angry and drinking makes me happy!

Lach-lock= Nigger Word Jim= Jair= TMonet

"Can you imagine? If spleen had a consciousness. I'm a spleen. A consciousness with no brain."

Captain and the droid

Captain Happy Pants: I would fuck my droid if had a vagina but I haven't found an app for that yet
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Chester: duh I need cain I need ta pee.

The room is sinning
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The most interesting man's drunk statement

El Pollo Loco (drunk): I'm bet if I were to show The Nite Elf or Pet It the Destination Calabria video while drunk, they'd both say there no trumpets in the music.

Savory Liquors

Billigans: So i'm drinkin and i want something salty and all my liquer is sweet and i was like too bad alcohol doesn't come in savory flavors! ha ha

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tips for picking up girls

Take notes frem Caesar Millan dude, calm assertiveness and confidence. Women are just like dogs lol

Caiptan Happy Pants

Irony

Jesus: "You're licking the butter off a popcorn bag and trying to insult me?!"

New game franchise?

Captain Happy Pants: "How much trouble do you think someone would get in if they made Virginia Tech: The Video Game?"

Name clarification

Jesus = Jimmy

Stories from the past...

Long before this blog was conceived our good friend Pet It posed a question that our group still references to this day. At the time Pet It was dating a girl that some of our group felt was all wrong for him and some in our group (Jesus) were more vocal about their feelings than others. One night Jesus wanted Pet It to hang out with some of us and drink but Pet It decided he wanted to go out with his girlfriend at the time. After some insults from Jesus Pet It was walking out the front door of his house when Jesus said, "Whatever happened to bro's before ho's?" To which Pet It replied, "Whatever happened to being a FUCK-HEAD?!" then slammed the door on a stunned crowd just before we all broke into hysterical laughter.

1.28.2010

Captain Happy Pants to The Most Interesting Man in the World: I will knee you so hard (in the kidneys) that you'll go in to failure.

Thoughts on Kitties.

Jesus: Cats are good because they're like light dogs. Yes. COOL cats are just very light dogs.

1.23.10

Twattybilligans: Jesus' name for me is Twattybilligans

Jimmy's musings on beds

Jesus: "That's why they call it a headboard cause its like," *claps* "bang" *claps* "bang" *claps* "bang"

Pet It gets political

The Most Interesting Man in the World: Pet It, what do you think about Barack Obama?

Pet It: I think Barack Obama is... A politician and politicians are nothing but douche-bags who suck the dick of all the shit and buy into all the shit and he's nothing but a fuckin' douche-bag who just is sucked into the political system of all the shit and ultimately, yeah, "He's our leader" but, come on, honestly, he's just like you and me. He's just a person.

Pet It's thoughts on death and dying

Pet It: Well what's the difference? Death and dying?

Captain Happy Pants: Go on... Continue.

Pet It: You can't actually experience death.

Captain Happy Pants: What?

Pet It: Cause once death takes control then there's no such thing as experience so even though you thirst to experience death it's impossible to actually experience it, but everyone has the thirst to experience death... But its un-experienceable! You can not experience death becaussssssse... Definition of death.......

1.22.10

Lachrymology: How bout i drive you to carl's jr?
Pet It: you wish you could drive just like i wish i could drive the stove

-TMIMITW

First post

the point of this blog is mostly to remember all of the funny and stupid stuff that our little group of friends say when inebriated or sober. hope you all enjoy this as much as we will