The night of Four Lokos

Tannish to a VERY attractive girl: "So question: If you were gay, which one of us (J3PO, Dupree, Butt-Chug, Tannish) would you fuck?

AG: "Ughh..."

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Suave: "Just tell her you'll quit drinking when she puts out"

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Nicknames

J3Po: "We're going to start calling Aryan Jesus "Spooner".

CHP to Aryan Jesus: "Ill start calling Nightrider if you help make El Pollo Loco's nickname "nightcock" stick."

El Pollo Loco: "I thought I was rings?"

Poof: "You are, but you are also nightcock and the DM (Designated Mexican) so you are "Rings De Nightcock". So you're basically a cock ring"

I'd Notice

El Pollo Loco - Do you think anyone would notice if I was dead?

Captain Happy Pants - I would! Then I'd have to find a new roommate...

Completely Cool

Dragon - Shoot it with an anti-gravity gun!

Captain Happy Pants - We are so freaking nerdy...

Dragon - Nothin' nerdy about an anti-gravity gun dude.

Breakfast Talk

Poof - Did you feel unsafe while I was driving?

Captain Happy Pants - I always feel unsafe while you're driving.

Poof - Based solely on the fact that I'm female?

Aryan Jesus - Well yeah, he wouldn't feel unsafe that you're a female if you were say... in the kitchen.

Partying with Captain Morgan

Poof - Ugly people shouldnt be cunts! Then they wouldn't have anything going for them.

Kinky

While drinking at a party:

Stumbling drunk, Poof - I need to stop double fisting every weekend.

From across the back yard, El Pollo Loco - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!