The Best White Trash Question of All Time

El Pollo Loco to Captain Happy Pants, "Do you want to go to the grocery store or would you like to go to Wal-Mart to check out the talent?"

Wal-Mart won lulz

Anatomy

El Pollo Loco: It would suck to be Korean

Captain Happy Pants: I know. Your penis would be even smaller than it already is.

BFF advice

Captain Happy Pants to El Pollo Loco: "you need to find a chick that waxes... someone that doesnt have the whole cactus jack thing going on"