The Fun Child

Pretty Princess to Captain Happy Pants: Yeah well at least I wasn't conceived in the back seat of a car.

Captain Happy Pant's mother: That just means he was the FUN child.

No Regrets

CHP: "I wish I lost my virginity to a skanky duo rather than just a skanky chick"

Mini Adonis: I don't mean to be cocky... I'm just waiting for the world to prove me wrong.

The Great White Buffalo... needs his shot

El Pollo Loco: Wilford Brimley is the Ted Nugent of diabetes

GBFF's For Life

El Pollo Loco - Why do chicks always have gay best friends?

Poof - (J3PO) is my gay best friend... don't tell him I said that!

Mini Adonis - That's not fair! (J3PO) is all of our gay best friend.

Feminine Masculinity

J3PO: (Aryan Jesus) will be the manliest man I know... when all you guys are dead.