The big day

Mini Adonis: I want you to be my best man.

N-Word Jim: Sweet! Can we have a trannie in our wedding party?

Grammar

N-Word Jim: Spell conjugate.

Twatty Billigans: C-O-N... gate.

Ham

Dragon: So who's this girl (K)?

El Pollo Loco: She's this girl I've been dating for the past week or so

Dragon: It's not (L)'s friend (K) is it?

El Pollo Loco: No

Dragon: Good cause she looks like Ham from Toy Story.