Jimmy's musings on beds

Jesus: "That's why they call it a headboard cause its like," *claps* "bang" *claps* "bang" *claps* "bang"

Pet It gets political

The Most Interesting Man in the World: Pet It, what do you think about Barack Obama?

Pet It: I think Barack Obama is... A politician and politicians are nothing but douche-bags who suck the dick of all the shit and buy into all the shit and he's nothing but a fuckin' douche-bag who just is sucked into the political system of all the shit and ultimately, yeah, "He's our leader" but, come on, honestly, he's just like you and me. He's just a person.

Pet It's thoughts on death and dying

Pet It: Well what's the difference? Death and dying?

Captain Happy Pants: Go on... Continue.

Pet It: You can't actually experience death.

Captain Happy Pants: What?

Pet It: Cause once death takes control then there's no such thing as experience so even though you thirst to experience death it's impossible to actually experience it, but everyone has the thirst to experience death... But its un-experienceable! You can not experience death becaussssssse... Definition of death.......

1.22.10

Lachrymology: How bout i drive you to carl's jr?
Pet It: you wish you could drive just like i wish i could drive the stove

-TMIMITW

First post

the point of this blog is mostly to remember all of the funny and stupid stuff that our little group of friends say when inebriated or sober. hope you all enjoy this as much as we will