The butter face milf

The setting is a local restaurant that CHP and myself eat at a lot. A woman with a very good body sits with what we assume is her son at a table across from us.

CHP: MILF!!!

El Pollo Loco: Dude, I know. I wonder where daddy is.

CHP: Probably in jail.

Woman and child get up to leave.

CHP: Butter face...

El Pollo Loco: That face has the look of many nights of crying herself to sleep, heavy drinking, and probably sneaking out late at night for a smoke after the kid falls alseep... Or maybe she's just ugly and I'm over analizing this too much.

Poop and sex

You all remember the movie Golden Eye? Do you remember the girl that kills people by crushing them to death with her legs?

El Pollo Loco: Wouldn't that be an awesome way to die?

CHP: Yes, yes it would be.

El Pollo Loco: Dude think about it. Your having sex with a girl, she crushes you as your about to climax then you die... Then you shit yourself.

CHP: That's why I poop so much. I don't want to die with a full colon.