Super villain in training

Captain Happy Pants: "... I need to start small though. Next time I see a baby with candy that shit's mine. The baby not the candy."

The Captain's New Hobby

Poof - Since you're at (that lingerie shop) , make sure you shop in the plus size section.

Captian Happy Pants - You calling me fat?

Poof - Callin' you bigger than any girl you'd ever wanna fuck.

Just another night in Little Mexico

Aryan Jesus to Captian Happy Pants with his shorts at half-mast: "I'm ready, get in there!"


PP: "I don't like lime skittles, they taste like a public bathroom."

Mini Adonis to Aryan Jesus: "That's YOUR ass?! It's smother than (Captian Happy Pants')."

Jesus

Noelle: "Oh, reckless abandon,like no one's watching you."

El Pollo Loco: "Jesus is watching, look busy"

Noelle: "Jesus is alwaaays watching. Hey wait, you're on Jesus' good side. You send the ladies back to him"

All Neighbors Should be Like This

Captain Happy Pants "She's like that cute innocent girl next door... who also happens to do hardcore porn"

The Captain has issues

CHP to El Pollo Loco: "I need to fuck something"

El Pollo Loco: "Get away from me!"

Such a small world

El Pollo Loco to CHP : "i told Dragon that you were probably worried about running into your ex. He then proceeded to tell me that the chances are unlikely. My response was that i had already seen at least ten people that we went to high school plus a chick I was talking to on matched.com and i must say that her profile pictures were deceiving... WOOF!"