and now a few moments with Chester

"so i was drunk and puked in a bottle of Jack Daniel's and i dont know why but it was in my closet and i found it a week later. I was like "what the fuck is that?! aaahhhoowww, its my fucking puke... i got to throw that away before my mom finds it. my mom finds its, my mah mah amah..."

"i will hit you so hard, you will drop two years..."

CHP evening after

I'm too hungover to be horny anyway

The drunken ramblings of an Irish bastard

Chester: "You know what sucks? (My ex) said she would rob me... I mean RIDE me... reverse cowgirl... How do sailors do it?! Out at sea... drinkin'...

Nobody believes me that I'm the reverse pothead. Pot makes me angry and drinking makes me happy!

Lach-lock= Nigger Word Jim= Jair= TMonet

"Can you imagine? If spleen had a consciousness. I'm a spleen. A consciousness with no brain."

Captain and the droid

Captain Happy Pants: I would fuck my droid if had a vagina but I haven't found an app for that yet
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