soft shell felines

CHP: im not allergic to any thing. cats make me sneeze a little bit but thats all

El Pollo Loco: cats make me itch a lot... a bit

Noelle: Yeah crabs makes everybody itch

(CHP and El Pollo Loco look at Noelle with a stunned look of confusion)

El Pollo Loco to Noelle: Cats NOT crabs

internet dating super stud

noelle: shes got a cute face

El Pollo Loco: ...for me to poop on

the chicken has tallents

J3PO to El Pollock loco: you are so good at turning chicks on they run to christ

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Car Wash

Captain Happy Pants: Oh man! I almost dropped the rest of this Reese's in your car. It would have been there forever... or until the beaners at the car wash found it and ate it.

Gummylingus

Captain Happy Pants: If I could find gummy bear girl I'd eat the shit out of her!

The big day

Mini Adonis: I want you to be my best man.

N-Word Jim: Sweet! Can we have a trannie in our wedding party?

Grammar

N-Word Jim: Spell conjugate.

Twatty Billigans: C-O-N... gate.

Ham

Dragon: So who's this girl (K)?

El Pollo Loco: She's this girl I've been dating for the past week or so

Dragon: It's not (L)'s friend (K) is it?

El Pollo Loco: No

Dragon: Good cause she looks like Ham from Toy Story.