Jesus

Noelle: "Oh, reckless abandon,like no one's watching you."

El Pollo Loco: "Jesus is watching, look busy"

Noelle: "Jesus is alwaaays watching. Hey wait, you're on Jesus' good side. You send the ladies back to him"

All Neighbors Should be Like This

Captain Happy Pants "She's like that cute innocent girl next door... who also happens to do hardcore porn"

The Captain has issues

CHP to El Pollo Loco: "I need to fuck something"

El Pollo Loco: "Get away from me!"