Poop and sex

You all remember the movie Golden Eye? Do you remember the girl that kills people by crushing them to death with her legs?

El Pollo Loco: Wouldn't that be an awesome way to die?

CHP: Yes, yes it would be.

El Pollo Loco: Dude think about it. Your having sex with a girl, she crushes you as your about to climax then you die... Then you shit yourself.

CHP: That's why I poop so much. I don't want to die with a full colon.