Age of Innocence

N-word Jim: "I enjoy making pedophilia jokes because I work with children and I think you (Captain Happy Pants) should make more bestiality jokes because you work with animals."

Captain Happy Pants: "I will make a concerted effort to do just that."

Captain Happy Pants: "My phone doesn't know the word pedophilia..."

N-word Jim: "You should teach it while it's still young."